ASSHOLE ALL THE TIME

ASSHOLE ALL THE TIME
by matt burns

It’s better to be an asshole
And be right eighty-percent of the time
While wrong twenty-percent of the time
Than be a pushover one-hundred-percent of the time

Be an asshole all the time
It will feel so sublime
Don't feel like it's a crime
It’s much better than being a pussy full-time
Oh, look, I made a rhyme