BEWARE OF THE LONG HAIR

beware, beware, my friends...because it WILL happen to you...sooner or later...you WILL be in a new restroom out there in the world, somewhere...and this restroom WILL have intense backlighting...and you WILL notice a very long hair growing from the outer ear lobe...a hair you never knew existed before...and you're shocked by its presence...not to mention ashamed...you will hurry home and snip this hair...but you WILL be haunted by thoughts...who has seen this hair?..and not told me?..beware, my friends, this will happen to you