FRAT BROS IN STARBUCKS
by matt burns
I’m sitting in the Starbucks on my laptop
Writing
A bro comes in wearing a tank top
Waiting for his other bro
His other bro comes
They give each other a fancy high-five
They know I’m right there
But they still do their locker room talk
I guess there was a party a couple weeks ago
One of the bros hooked up with a girl
And he’s counting the weeks that go by
Hoping he didn’t get her pregnant
I start feeling weird and awkward
I want to beat these bros up
They sound like such douche bags
But then I realize I’ve talked the same way
I’m guilty of the locker room talk
So I can’t dislike these bros
I want to
But I’d be a hypocrite
But I’d be a hypocrite
