WATCHING SKY9 POLICE CHASES

WATCHING SKY9 POLICE CHASES

by matt burns

I'm sitting here at my computer

I drank a lot of beer tonight

It’s about 3:30am

I'm watching videos on YouTube

Los Angeles police-chase videos

Helicopter Sky9 something or other

I find the chases so exciting

I'm trying to figure out what's worse

The criminals speeding down freeways at 120-per

Or the news people that are drooling

Masturbating

And

Almost

Hoping

That somebody gets hit and killed

They say that they fear 'the worst'

But I can hear it in their voice

They want the worst

However

I have to admit

So don't I

It must be in my blood

It must be in my primal nature

I get off on the worst

At least part of me does

That’s why I can’t stop watching