WATCHING SKY9 POLICE CHASES
by matt burns
I'm sitting here at my computer
I drank a lot of beer tonight
It’s about 3:30am
I'm watching videos on YouTube
Los Angeles police-chase videos
Helicopter Sky9 something or other
I find the chases so exciting
I'm trying to figure out what's worse
The criminals speeding down freeways at 120-per
Or the news people that are drooling
Masturbating
And
Almost
Hoping
That somebody gets hit and killed
They say that they fear 'the worst'
But I can hear it in their voice
They want the worst
However
I have to admit
So don't I
It must be in my blood
It must be in my primal nature
I get off on the worst
At least part of me does
That’s why I can’t stop watching
