THE PRESIDENT NEEDS TO BE A PSYCHOPATH

THE PRESIDENT NEEDS TO BE A PSYCHOPATH
by matt burns

Drones hit targets
Two innocent Americans die
Obama apologizes
Later that day the Patriots visit the White House
Superbowl champions, we commend you!
Obama is calm, cool and collected
Cracks jokes
He's bold enough to joke about deflate-gate
Blood is on his hands!
I would have broken the fuck down
No President has ever really broken the fuck down
The President must be able to shut out feelings
The President must not mourn
He must not empathize
In short
He must be psychopathic

Two days later, riots break out in Baltimore
Nobody really knows what happened to Freddie Gray
Including Obama
But the President still sends a delegation to the Freddie funeral
People instantly forget about the drone mishap
The dog has been wagged
Obama's a hero again