Tuesday, July 28, 2015

I HOPE SHE THINKS I'M CUTE




I HOPE SHE THINKS I'M CUTE
by matt burns

The girl takes my order for a coffee
She doesn't seem all that nice
She's curt with her answers
Not too welcoming
Not very smiley
Kind of like I'm an inconvenience to her
Then I wonder maybe she's just shy
Her shyness is translating into rudeness
And she's even more shy cuz she thinks I'm cute

For all I know
She may only be 17
She's likely way too young for me
But I get insulted when a girl of any age doesn't think I'm cute
Hell, I'm insulted when gay men don't think I'm cute
So I hope she thinks I'm cute

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