OUR REALITY'S BEING WRITTEN FOR US

Donald Trump wins election
Russians may have hacked Hillary's emails
The Russians were influencing the election
Trump may be an operative for the Russians
Trump sex tape
Golden showers
MI6 spies
Dossier
Trump being blackmailed by the Russians
No, not blackmail, scratch that
Trump has business ties with Russians
No, blackmail
No, business ties
General Flynn talking sanctions with the Russians
Something's rotten in Denmark
More Trump aides have ties with Russians
Entire cabinet has ties with Russians
Trump definitely colluding with Russians

Now for ACT III
Assad has dropped chemical bombs on Syrians
Innocent civilians and children suffering horribly
President Trump between rock and hard place
Because Russians support Assad and his regime
Will Trump do nothing which means he's colluding with Russians
Or will he bomb Syria to show he has no ties with Russians

When did reality unravel in this climactic progression of events
It seems unnatural
It's like somebody's writing all this
Hammering out plot point, after plot point
And then you realize
Fuck
Maybe somebody IS writing it all out
And our reality isn't actual reality
It's being written for us
And is thus unreality

Who is the author of this great narrative
I do not know
But I'll tell you one thing
It's not God