THE FREEZING POINT IS HARD TO DETERMINE

my new thing is I can't have a beer unless it's at maximum coldness...as cold as it can get without freezing...I can't drink the beer if it's not juuuuust about freezing...so close to 32 faren-karen-honey-bunny...kissing the freezing point, babe...but, on the flipside, I can't drink the beer if it's frozen either...for obvious reasons...plus, it often explodes and volcanoes on me when it's like that...so the key is to find the edge...but as Hunter Thompson once said...the edge is so hard to find...because once you've found it...you've already gone over