RESCUING OLIVER FROM HEAVEN
by matt burns
The boy was sad that his dog Oliver died
He asked his mom where dogs go when they die
His mom told him Oliver was in heaven now
The boy decided he would go and rescue his dog in heaven
The boy asked how he could get there
The mom said by going to Church every Sunday and listening to the priests
The boy went to Church and listened to the priests
After Mass, the boy asked the priest where heaven was
The priest told him high in the sky somewhere
The boy went to his neighbor the pilot and asked if he could fly him to heaven
The pilot laughed and said heaven was inside of him and pointed to his heart
The boy went to the doctor and asked him if he could perform surgery
Open him up
Find heaven
So he could find his dog
The doctor laughed
The kingdom of heaven is inside you, it’s just a figure of speech, he said
So how do I get to heaven, the boy asked
The doctor didn’t know what to say because he didn’t believe
Ask your mom he said
And the boy was back at square one
The boy was sad that Oliver was far off in some place
And nobody even knew where this place was
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