ADAM SANDLER HAS A NEW MOVIE
by matt burns
I feel like
Whenever Adam Sandler makes a new movie
He’s really just unzipping his fly
And taking a big piss on all of America
But what really mystifies me
Is how America drops to her knees
Not only accepts his piss
And rolls her head from left to right
Refreshed by the feel of the golden shower on her face
But she even opens her mouth
And laps all the piss up
Drinks it
And swallows it
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