FRAT BROS IN STARBUCKS

FRAT BROS IN STARBUCKS

by matt burns

I’m sitting in the Starbucks on my laptop

Writing

A bro comes in wearing a tank top

Waiting for his other bro

His other bro comes

They give each other a fancy high-five

They know I’m right there

But they still do their locker room talk

I guess there was a party a couple weeks ago

One of the bros hooked up with a girl

And he’s counting the weeks that go by

Hoping he didn’t get her pregnant

I start feeling weird and awkward

I want to beat these bros up

They sound like such douche bags

But then I realize I’ve talked the same way

I’m guilty of the locker room talk

So I can’t dislike these bros

I want to
But I’d be a hypocrite